| Name | Steven Straightman |
|---|---|
| Born | 2302 |
| Species | human?? |
| Pronouns | he/him |
| Location | the fucking spaceship|ship |
| Relations | dill (coworker), dill (massive crush), ship (coworker), satellite (coworker, friend), cube (coworker) |
grumpy, just wants to get the job done and go home. massive massive crush on gayman but would die if he found out. dill knows this