| Name | Dill Gayman |
|---|---|
| Born | 2301 |
| Species | human?? |
| Pronouns | he/any |
| Location | the fucking spaceship|ship |
| Relations | straightman (coworker) |

kind of annoying pansexual that bothers straightman a lot. captain of the ship. he’s a softie. loves to go along with whatever wacky antics the crew gets into, much to straightman’s chagrin